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Blackmailer threatens to release video of ROF staff self-pleasuring

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31 May 2018 15:04


The RollOnFriday team is sad to have to report that a man in Belgium has caught one of us self-pleasuring.

'Krebs Ferree' emailed to let us know that he recorded a pervert through a camera in one of our computers at ROF Towers. He says that unless we cough up he's going to send it everywhere.




Against the veracity of all this, he did address his email to a woman who left the business ten years ago. But in its favour, it's true and it was me.



I missed the deadline by a couple of hours, but Krebs has not replied and mother hasn't called, so fingers crossed he's got nothing.
  

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anonymous user
01/06/2018 10:18
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Heh.
anonymous user
01/06/2018 10:22
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The Sainsburys stuffed crust is very thin - Pizza Hut do one with cheese and bacon which is perfect....
anonymous user
01/06/2018 10:46
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Hehe.

Also, the word 'pilfered' is sadly underused.
anonymous user
08/06/2018 08:09
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A compelling case for Brexit. David Davis take note.
anonymous user
08/06/2018 08:58
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Wonderful!
anonymous user
08/06/2018 10:46
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lol
anonymous user
08/06/2018 15:45
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i cried a little when I read the response... RoF's badgering of internet fraudsters is consistently perfect.

"milked my satan's tail" thank you Jamie, thank you.
anonymous user
10/06/2018 20:52
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Aside from spelling therefore incorrectly I loved your reply.
anonymous user
12/06/2018 18:58
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Now I look weird for laughing out loud in the office reading Jamie's reply
anonymous user
15/06/2018 10:43
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Now read it in a Russian accent.
anonymous user
23/06/2018 23:45
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I am going to call Mr Happy my Satan's tail from now on.